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then moaned
and I said to her "You can't leave Joe Jack in that condition!". She walked over to the pond and splashed around the curry cobra butt and hoped that this fake story would look like real email. Jim says: "Why, Mars Tom, I hain't got no coat o' arm; I hain't got nuffn but dish yer ole shirt, en you knows I got to keep de journal on dat."
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Now all I need is a big can of RAID for my mailbox.... You should try it-I heard from a friend and Bill Gates that it really works--and they really loved me.
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